welcome to the real world asshole
here’s a page from my Boykakke story that’ll be going up this month (i think) on Slipshine~
had to take off March but i am returning with a two-parter about desert elfs getting married
I think Apple’s telling me to bottom more often
It is true, I do write Joyce as a 100% awful person with no redeeming qualities, and Walky is never ever chastised by Dorothy for being mean to her. I have it out for Joyce super bad.
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad episode like i waited a week and u give me this shit
the biggest disappointment in life is when good shows have a bad season like i waited two years and u give me this shit
The biggest disappointment in life is when good shows give you a bad finale like I waited nine years and u give me this shit
I love how I have a vague idea what shows they are talking about
When men force unwanted sexual attention on women in bars, the problem isn’t that the guy is drunk. Instead, a study finds, men target women who have been drinking and may be seen as more vulnerable.
When researchers at the University of Toronto and the University of Washington observed young people’s behaviors in bars, they found that the man’s aggressiveness didn’t match his level of intoxication. There was no relationship.
Instead, men targeted women who were intoxicated.
See also: Why Men Get Pissed Off When You Refuse To Let Them Buy You A Drink
I like how the same guys who go to these bars specifically to find easy prey get their feelings hurt when you call them a predator and rapist.
i saw a sjw bingo card so i thought i’d make an anti sjw bingo card b/c u guys are just as predictable lol
"i’m not against social justice i’m against social justice warriors"
"Compare something to rape or slavery that isn’t rape or slavery."
i.e. “Guvermint takes mah guns!!!! That’s slavery!!!! Taking away mah second amemment right is the same as rape!!!”
Actual thing I read on Facebook, translated from the original hick gibberish.
It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]
i would like to thank not only god but also jesus
Richard Feynman ‘The beauty of a flower’
One major facet of cultural appropriation is taking artifacts that would be violent on the body of a person of color and making them trendy on a white body.
That’s why Forever 21 is able to sell a Black Panther crop top, and why Che Guevara t-shirts are so popular, and why Macklemore can win…
do not fall in love with people like me.
i will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. i will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. and when i leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people.